You Look Fantastic!!

I read a funny newspaper article recently about the rude questions/comments that pregnant women must endure. It included a "guide" on how to talk to pregnant women. It made me laugh, so I figured I would share. I don't have the actual article, but it went something like this....

Instead of saying "Woah! You are really huge! Are you sure you aren't having twins?" (I actually was asked this more than once with my last pregnancy)
Try saying "Wow!!! You look fantastic!"

Instead of "Geez! You are STILL pregnant?!? You look like you are about to pop!"
Try saying: "Wow!!! You look fantastic!"

Instead of "Awwww, you look so tiny. There is NO WAY you are that far along."
Try saying: "Wow!!! You look fantastic!"

Instead of saying "Can I touch your belly?"
Try saying "Here, would you like a place to sit down?"

Instead of just reaching out and rubbing a pregnant belly
Try rubbing your own because you have absolutely no excuse to be that way!!

Instead of saying "Are you really going to name your child that??"
Try saying: "Wow!!! You look fantastic!"

Instead of saying "Boy, do I have a horrifying labor story to tell you!"
Try saying: Nothing

Instead of saying "Man, I tore like nobody's business!"
Try saying: See answer above