Tuesday, November 20, 2007

HaHa! Made You Laugh

Here are a few CLEAN Thanksgiving jokes for you all to enjoy. Share them on Turkey Day with your families and friends while stuffing your face!! :) Do you have a good one? Share it with me!

What did the mama turkey say to her naughty son?
If your papa could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!

Asked to write a composition entitled, "What I'm thankful for on Thanksgiving,"
little Timothy wrote, "I am thankful that I'm not a turkey."

What key has legs and can't open doors?
A TurKEY.

If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?
Their AGE

Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Yes - a building can't jump at all

How can you make a turkey float?
You need 2 scoops of ice cream, some root beer, and a turkey

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked the stock boy, 'Do these turkeys get any bigger?'
The stock boy answered, 'No ma' am, they're dead.'

Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving??
The turkey. He's already stuffed!

What's the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie?
Your teeth!

8 comments:

Leanne said...

Here's another:

What did the turkey say to the computer?

"Google, Google, Google."

Queen of the Mayhem said...

Those are cute! I will have to share these with the Princess....she is a big fan of jokes! Unfortunately, she inherited her mom and dad's inability to tell them correctly!

Sorry...no jokes to share!

One Scrappy Gal said...

My favorite one was the lady looking at the frozen turkeys in the store. :)

Happy thanksgiving to you and your family!!

Family Adventure said...

Very cute.

Happy Thanksgiving to you and your family :)

Heidi

Leah said...

LOL! Corny, but funny! The kids will enjoy them later when I share them...

BTW, I linked to your post on my blog entry today, hope you don't mind!

utmomof5 said...

My kids will love those jokes, they are right up their alley. Have a great Thanksgiving.

Christina

Liz said...

Luv the jokes...thanks for the smiles!! My kids loved them, too!

Speaking of pumpkin pie and putting teeth into them, that wouldn't have worked so well for us this year :o( Wrote all about it...check it out when you have a sec!

Hope you had a wonderful holiday!!

~Liz
http://www.4guysn1liz.blogspot.com

Leah said...

hope everything's okay valerie! You were doing NoBloPoMo (I found out about it from your site!) and it's been a few days with no posting... HUGS