HaHa! Made You Laugh

Here are a few CLEAN Thanksgiving jokes for you all to enjoy. Share them on Turkey Day with your families and friends while stuffing your face!! :) Do you have a good one? Share it with me!

What did the mama turkey say to her naughty son?
If your papa could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!

Asked to write a composition entitled, "What I'm thankful for on Thanksgiving,"
little Timothy wrote, "I am thankful that I'm not a turkey."

What key has legs and can't open doors?
A TurKEY.

If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?
Their AGE

Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Yes - a building can't jump at all

How can you make a turkey float?
You need 2 scoops of ice cream, some root beer, and a turkey

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked the stock boy, 'Do these turkeys get any bigger?'
The stock boy answered, 'No ma' am, they're dead.'

Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving??
The turkey. He's already stuffed!

What's the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie?
Your teeth!